Australia day the Aussie Way

When the snags are done get some bread and squirt some reddas on it, smear it over with your finger, then shove it in ya gob. Have another jar as ya dry as a chip, cause its so hot you could Bbq a budgie on ya bonnet.

Have a seat in a beanbag, while watchin the footy on the tellie, agueing whether the maggots in white were making good calls, or you were getting ripped off, at half time head to the dunny to have a slash, and drain the main vein, then realise your feeling crook and kneel down talking to "God" on the great white phone.

Go wash Your dial, walk out back as if all's bonza, grab another jar to wash away the taste........ thats Australia Day

I am Judas / Peter a Aussie and bloody proud of it

have fun decifering it !