I call bullshit!
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You sit behind your compute gabbing of how much 'honour' you have...how dare you! The lies and bullshit that spew from your mouth are worse than any disease one could contract! Do yourself a favour....GROW SOME BALLS...be a man and own up to the fact that you dont deserve the position you are in or to have good people around you. BLAH BLAH BLAH so goes my venting.
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*reaches with a large, rough and dirty hand up under Me kilt and checks...one..mmhhmm, yes two...two large and hairy egg shaped gonads...gripping them firmly I winced, giving them a tug I yelped...having concluded they were Mine because after all they were encased by a funky sweaty scrotum which was attached directly below what, in a dark room with the right woman, could pass for a rather formidable club. I shrugged and released My grip, very confident indeed it was not I to whom She spoke.
Lol your nasty!!! No it's not you!
YikesMGripes! agreed B, at times, nasty! Now then, Who fer Loki sake ya tak'in bout?
*scrunches cute nose and screeches off to find Mistress Penelope to buy some Man bath stuff*
lots of soap with the scent of flowers will work feral *she just shakes her head as she chuckles and skedaddles*
*hopes He does not come to visit Me smelling all pretty like flowers and stuff* LOL
Men without balls are useless. Snickers and walks away from the boards, humming a happy tune.
*finding some of that apricot stuff left from last time she waves it frantically in the air, trying not to laugh remembering how last time He ate it rather than used for its purpose" its under control I got the smelly stuff !
Just...oh My PriestKings, BOL-ing!!!
*remembers something about apricot stuff have to pull it out of my head* lol Mistress
*slips out quietly*