Gor Police (cut and paste what this one was trying to post before)

RiznSun:

I once had the misfortune to run into a sad little person that tried to tell me that you actually had to be 'white' to be Gorean. "There simply is no other race or color on Gor." I was morbidly intrigued by such a stupid statement that I questioned how he could possibly arrive to this oh so logical of conclusions. His answer ... are you ready for this? "Because all the people on the Gor book covers are white." How can you argue irrefutable proof like that? Cover art is now empirical e

_erin_
_erin_:

You are not Gorean if.... you don't get orgasmic serving coffee.

This comes from being online and writing those infamous Gorean serves. When I write mine, they are as descriptive as I can make them, but I am not quivering with delight, and on the edge the whole time I am getting the black wine. Offline, I love the opportunity to serve, and it can be very satisfying, but I have never yet found it to be a sexual experience. Returning to the Man's feet, and how he responds to me,

GreyAngel:

@RizinSun That narrow minded sad little person has not read the books. There are mongols and africans from earth on Gor. What did he do read book 1? Though race is not spelled out it would be inevitable. If you get the reprints the covers do not reflect the original art. Dark skinned Slaves, Mongol Asian on another cover. The reprint covers were horribly done. They had lost the original artwork that made up the covers by the time the reprints came about.

@erinagain, Of course you a

Just a few of the top comments. it's a topic from 11 years ago. it just still seems to be so relevant even today.

If you want to find it. it's on Fet Life: in the group "Goreans of Reality" topic "You are not Gorean if ......"

thanks for sharing faith, good to have a laugh and not take ourselves too seriously

thank you, Mistress,

"You're not Gorean if....you were born on Earth and never went to that imaginary and copyrighted planet...."

This one is funny..........

-TheFox-:

Here is one for you all

Your not gorean if you think i am wrong!
Your not gorean if you can't agree with me!
Your not gorean because I am always right!
Your not gorean because you are arguing with me!

over 10 years ago ∙ more

I have back typed and cannot be bothered by the pettiness of your comment Haigan, just when the blogs were getting less confrontational. The "Fab Five" would have kicked your backside anyday, Haigan. Whats more some are still around.. Shame on you FreeMan.

He’d have hidden on his farm as he is want to do, Petra and badmouthed his betters. It’s a familiar story.

There are some really funny comments on that thread!! Can't believe it's still going after 11 years!!

Here's another funny one.......... Rapture: ..... "Youre not Gorean if you think the books were shite...seriously 3 was MORE then enough".......The writing sucked! well no saying the writing sucked is way to generous. R. over 10 years ago............feral_beast: .............takes away Jarl RiznSun's Gorean Master card and feeds it to a forest sleen How can you not enjoy the books!!! They are our Gorean Bible!! Tsk Tsk. They were given to us by the PK's to read here on Urth...
In order(cont)

to keep the ko-lar around my dainty throat, I must read the scrolls of knowledge by Master John Norman.

over 10 years ago ∙ Reply ∙ more

I know Rapture. We used to go rounds on yahoo. He was an odd duck.

Birds of a feather? :p

...get shot down, plucked, cooked and eaten?

Aspergers is a funny thing I have been told.

Rapture has Aspergers?

That was the theory of one of the girls over on Yahoo.

Naw... remember I knew him in person... he was an asshole online but not on the spectrum.

You knew him in RL? Wow. I could barely stand him online. You must have a high tolerance.

Yup.. we used to attend the Power Exchange club together and a few other clubs in the bay area.. and I saw him be an ass a few times along with a few others back then in them days too.

I have always liked the real goreans that were around before the books came out.