Gorean Music Hall

Gorean Music Hall - as performed by Aiken and Talarius of Helisto in Kazahr some time ago

Talarius - I say, I say, I say. My FC’s gone on a trip to that large island north of Helisto! ... Aiken - Cos? ... Talarius - She didn’t tell me why!!

Talarius – After that she’s off to that place on the Vosk near Telnus ... Aiken – Ven? ... Talarius – After she gets back from that large island north of Helisto, I suppose!!!

Aiken: I'm on a sul paga diet . . . last week I lost three days!

Talarius: So I said to the Physician, 'Can you give me something for my liver?' He gave me a pound of onions.

Aiken: Assassins are impressive. It’s not the killing part that impresses me; it’s that they figured out a way to fit "ass" into the same word twice.

Talarius: How do you make a pirate angry? Take the P out of him.

Aiken: I hear Plartis of the Prancing Larl has collared a new tavern slave who can balance three tankards of ale on her head. He’s named her beatrix.

Talarius: My friend told me he threw a stick 5 pasangs and his kailla found it and brought it back! Sounds a bit far fetched!

Aiken: I was attacked by a verr herder throwing milk and cheese at me today. I thought, "how dairy"

Talarius: Aiken got caught smuggling twelve cases of fortified wine into Cos. Now he’s worried he might be deported.

Aiken: Why is an Initiate like a Christmas tree? The balls are just for decoration.

Talarius: I heard Admiral Aiken got in a fight with a sea creature that he thought was his friend.  Turned out he was anemone.

Aiken: This Peasant said to me, "I've got sixty-eight verr, would you like to round 'em up for me?", so I said, "Ok, you've got seventy"

Talarius: I heard that a roundship full of blue paint has collided with another one full of red paint. The crews have been marooned.

(( The audience went wild - but we managed to outrun them!! ))